A Smiley for the Day

It’s been a snowy, wet, cold Monday here and I’ve only written three *#&! pages, so I’m not a hugely happy camper. However, this did put a smile on my face, remarks from head Veep Dick Cheney’s speech at the Gridion dinner:

From the Daily Standard

Terry Hunt of AP wants to know, "Has Senator Kerry had Botox treatments?"

Terry, I have some guidance on that from Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz:
"The Administration takes this development seriously. Botox, of course, is related to the botulism toxin, which can be processed into high-grade biological weapons. We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of U.N. Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist . . . may well be above his very nose." End of statement.

Who knew that Chaney was such a yuckster? Did anybody else guess that? I'm just tickled about that, and if he's really not that funny, please don't disillusion me, leave me in denial...

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