The State of the Big House
Well, they did it. They convicted Martha. All across America, downtrodden housewives are rejoicing in their sweatpants. The Wicked Witch with Ten Tips for A Cleaner Closet is going to the big house, where the closets are empty and the decorating is all done in stripes.
It’s not that I have a great animus for Martha, heck, I don’t even know her. But I’m well acquainted with dust and grime, and any woman who makes it her life mission to shame me in my squalor is no friend of mine.
Did you hear about Michael Eisner? No, no, no. I’ll save that for another day when I’m procrastinating as well.
Okay, feel better now. Thank you for listening. Now I must write (did you really think I was going to go clean house????)
It’s not that I have a great animus for Martha, heck, I don’t even know her. But I’m well acquainted with dust and grime, and any woman who makes it her life mission to shame me in my squalor is no friend of mine.
Did you hear about Michael Eisner? No, no, no. I’ll save that for another day when I’m procrastinating as well.
Okay, feel better now. Thank you for listening. Now I must write (did you really think I was going to go clean house????)
posted by Kathleen at 3:12 PM
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