For What Ails You....

Diagnostic Refrigerator Magnets of Mental Disorders. I'm thinking I should sell one for bad mystery novels or bad romance novels.... "dark", "stormy", "night", "flash", "gunfire" for the mystery fans, and for every would-be writer that thinks you can just "crank out" a book: "hard","turgid", "pounding"," "limpid", "dizzying","edge","crested",and of course, my favorites, "crescendo"