Crime Does Pay, Part MMCXXII

According to Publishers Weekly, Hollywood is undergoing an "all-out feeding frenzy" for the story of the two NYPD undercover detectives who moonlighted as hitmen for the Mafia. There's Universal Pictures with Mafia Cop, aka Kindegarten Cop Goes to Brooklyn. Warner Bros is opting for the story of the detective who cracked the case, and in a surprise move to absolutely no one, Judith Regan is chomping at chum as well, with her biopic entitled, "I was the Mafia Cops Love Princess."

And Oprah, media diva extraordinaire, not content with world television/movie/magazine domination, is now launching her own book venture. The tome will be a collection of magazine pieces from O magazine, entitled "Live Your Best Life" and will come bagged with a new Pontiac G6. Under the scheme, each purchaser of the book would take ownership of the vehicle, but unfortunately, would owe the IRS approximately $7350 in taxes.