Monday, Monday...

Today I have nothing to say that isn't boring, so I'm going to skip the usual blathering. Although they were saying on NPR (only a momentary aberration, I swear) that the dollar is declining against the euro (an all-time low) , because of the increasing US defecit. Europeans accuse that dasterdly American government of doing this on purpose. And yes, get this, because then, foreign goods would be more expensive to the "lucrative amerikan markets" and thus get priced out, thereby increasing demand for American goods and causing an increase in American jobs. That George Bush. He's tricky, I say. Tricky....

Kathleen's Current Events

• Wrigley patents anti-impotence gum.
  
• And in other Wrigley news: "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow." Well, yeah, like we didn't already know that.
  
• Total elimenation services . What the heck is this?